As most women know, periods are not fun. Even worse, it's hard to explain to those who don't understand just how miserable it can make you. Now with Halloween just around the corner, we are watching movies which depict many of the emotions and feelings experienced during our week-long bloody ordeal. If you're looking for a way to explain your period to someone, look no further than one of the best horror movies of all time! Not holding anything back, here is a description of periods as told by The Exorcist!

1) Your day is going so well, it seems nothing could possibly go wrong!

"This is going to be the best weekend ever! I have a million plans!!!"

2) But not long after you realize your period is set to arrive and ruin everything.

"No, no, no...not now! Why must it be right now?"

3) Then you feel it, the dreaded moment of "oh, shit...here it comes."

"MOM, SHE'S HERE!!!"

4) When the cramps get ridiculously painful, you become an emotional mess.

*cries*
"I'm dying. Oh my gosh, this is the end."
*starts laughing in hysteria*

5) With hormones raging, it's like you've become a different person.

"Remind me not to change my profile picture today!"

6) When people ask why you're so cranky, you can't help but get angry.

"My insides are being scraped out, jerk! I'm literally BLEEDING!"

7) The cramps seem to get worse with every hour. You consider the fact that you may actually be possessed by a demon.

"I CAST YOU OUT, UNCLEAN SPIRITS!"

8) Even your uterus is screaming for an end. You contemplate calling a priest...

"OH. MY. GOSH. I have to save us!!!"

8) But then you realize food is probably the only thing that can exorcise the spirits!

"MAKE WAY. HUNGRY DEMON IN NEED OF PIZZA"

9) A few hours later, you ponder about death and decide what your last words will be.

*sings* "Amazing grace, how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me."

10) But then someone comes in with your favorite snack, and suddenly there is a reason to live again.

"Did someone say cake?"

9) After the first couple days, even your parents begin to grow concerned about you.

"Honey, she cleaned out the entire fridge and ordered 150 dollars worth of Amazon Prime Pantry delivered to our door. This is not normal!"

10) But you reassure your parents that your best friend is going through the same thing right now!

"Damn, Cindy, we still look pretty good if you squint really hard and just give a quick glance! I bet a good Snapchat filter can fix all of this!"

11) By day five, you start to feel a little bit better and even come to accept your situation.

"Well, hmmm...it could be worse. Yeah, it's all good!"

12) And then finally, when you least expect it...it's over.

"Fuck, I am never doing that again!"