1. People that pour milk first and cereal after

Everyone knows that the only way to preserve the good cronch of cereal and avoid any immediate sogginess is to pour your cereal first and then add the milk afterwards. Also how the heck do you expect to get the right cereal-to-milk ratio if you don't measure out the amount of cereal you want first?

2. Guys that wear shorts all year (even in winter)

I honestly do not understand as a Midwest native how some guys can go all year, no matter the weather, rain or shine and just wear shorts and only shorts. What are you trying to prove to the world? That you have knees? That your bro-ness can withstand even Mother Nature herself? Because your frostbitten kneecaps stand to say otherwise. And contrary to your strange logic, shorts are not always the best option for formal wear, so in an ironic twist, I'm going to have to tell you boys to cover up.

3. People who use the wrong 'Your' or 'Their' when texting

Let me break it down for you:

Your = possession

You're = You Are, it's a contraction

Their = possession again

There = placement/location/direction

They're =They are, another contraction

Please get it right people.

4. Anyone that uses the word "triggered" for minor annoyances/inconveniences

Please note that trigger warnings and triggers are used to avoid any stimuli or situations that might cause a person to remember or relive a traumatic event.

Please don't use this when you can't recognize that the "leaf" in your Chipotle burrito is bay leaf which is used for seasoning.

5. That one person who thinks it's acceptable to bite into the entire kit-kat bar

No. Just...no.

6. People that drive and don't use their blinker

Two Words: Actual. Heathens.

7. Independent feminist women with autonomy over their bodies and relationships

Oh my bad, that's exactly the type of person you should want to pursue a relationship with.