Procrastination. You know - the act of delaying or postponing something. You've procrastinated, I've procrastinated, we have all procrastinated at some point in our lives. That's nothing to be ashamed of. Sometimes you just need to put off that big project until the last possible minute. No big deal. You've got plenty of time.
Sometimes, I get bored with my usual procrastination tactics so, recently, I have been thinking up new ways to fill my time while not doing my homework. Here are some ideas to help you procrastinate more:
1. Lay in bed and ponder life for three hours.
Procrastination in it's purest form.
2. Be sure to think about the most important questions.
Isn't it though?
3. Try to figure out what you are going to wear next week.
Afterwards, you can procrastinate cleaning your room.
4. Go to a comic book convention with your dad.
It could take days to sift through all of the comic books at a comic book convention.
5. Buy a bunch of Beanie Babies you found at the comic book convention for everyone you know.
Who doesn't like Beanie Babies??
6, After the comic book convention, go out to eat at Panda Express.
Sweet fire chicken breast is super delicious!
7. Ask your dad to help you come up with more ways to procrastinate.
Me: "Dad, what are some ways I could procrastinate?" Dad: "Ask me tomorrow."
8. Realize that you have been sitting at Panda Express using their free Wi-Fi for the past two hours and the staff is like:
Yeah... I should probably move along and do something with my day...
9. Bum around a thrift store for an afternoon.
You never know what treasures you will find. Well, after you sift through all of the junk.
10. Shop for vintage card shuffling machines.
11. Drive home and sing along to Beach Boys' music in the car.
"I'm definitely procrastinating. There's nothing like procrastinating. Ooo Bop Bop Procrastination..." Wait, those aren't the words?
12. Order a pizza.
That's right. Bacon wrapped crust. Little Caesar's Pizza knows what's up!
13. Sit down and eat that pizza while watching Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones with your family instead of doing your homework.
How in the world am I supposed to get anything done when I could be looking at young Harrison Ford's gorgeous smile?
14. Read online articles that you most likely found because your friend shared a link on Facebook.
This is you right now.
15. Do basically anything besides the thing that you are supposed to do.
You will definitely regret procrastinating later, but you don't have to worry about that right now.