Fiona McDermott

Writing quick bios is difficult. What should I tell people about me? (Everything.) What will they think when they read this? ("Oh my.") Am I funny enough to write a joke in here? (Joke: That I think I could potentially be funny enough to put a joke in here.) Or should I go serious with all the facts and information about myself? (Fact: I am 5'5". Or at least I tell myself I am.)

Fiona McDermott is not good at writing bios, because she is eighteen years old and already talks too much about herself. If she made this entire section about herself, it would turn into an eight paged essay. She would call herself a dog person, but she is a mere human and has no dog genes in her. She does like to bark when she has nothing else to say. Woof.