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Top 11 Things And People I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

Honesty has never been her best policy

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Top 11 Things And People I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton
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Hillary Clinton doesn't usually come to mind when we think of the the words honesty, truth, and trustworthy. Hillary supporters, let's face it, an overwgelming majority of people in America don't find her trustworthy. When I was thinking about this, I thought of many things that I trust quite a bit more than Hillary. Here's a few.

11. Taking unmarked pills from homeless people

When you say something's "sketchy" there's still a chance that it's not (although it probably isn't, and would NOT recommend doing).

10. The IRS

People taking your money (by force, sometimes) usually aren't the best when it comes to being clear and truthful, but it's still better than someone who single-handedly deleted over 30,000 emails (which is pretty impressive, honestly).

9. Kim Jong Un

Look at that smile! He couldn't be that bad.... could he?

8. Stepping on rusty nails

Tetanus shots probabaly don't even hurt that much compared to the initial stepping on the nail. I'm sure I'd be fine. (Again, you probably WON'T be fine so don't listen to these suggestions)

7. Planes made over 75 years ago

Just tighten up those loose bolts, nuts, screws, propellors, wings, etc. and you're good. The landing gear? Yeah it slips off from time to time, but if the greatest generation can fly these babies I'm sure I'd be like a modern-day Red Baron.

6. The TSA

Just think of that pat down as a new version of a hug

5. Vladimir Putin

This former Soviet KGB agent probably has some unique interrogation techniques.

4. Used car salesmen

Just a few bumps and bruises, oh, and also it needs a new transmission.

3. Loan sharks

250% interest isn't that bad, is it?

2. Cheap attorneys

If you've ever seen "Better Call Saul" you'll really understand this one. (Hint: his clients don't win too often)

1. Casey Anthony

She's technically innocent even though everyone thinks she's guilty. Hey, that sounds just like Hillary!

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