I may be overdramatic, but I'm not the only one who understands the struggle.

1. Chipped nails.

I just drove all the way to the salon, and sat there for an hour just so my nail polish could chip the next day? I don’t think so. I’m now torn between having to drive all the way back to the salon to get it fixed, or leaving it and letting the thought of that tiny little chip fester in my mind for the next two weeks.

2. People who read over your shoulder.

If I wanted to share what I was looking at, I would. Please stop breathing on me.

3. Babies crying.

As a mother how are you just going to sit there and let your child scream in a room with 50 other people and not console it. No one wants to hear your baby scream, cry, or make any noise for that matter. If your baby is crying take it somewhere else, or make it stop.

4. Slamming car doors.

There is zero need for you to put all your strength into closing that car door. Congratulations because now I have a headache. If you're upset how about expressing that with your words.

5. When people say “I could care less.”

No. If you “could care less” the level of how much you care could be lower. If you “couldn’t care less” you care so little that you literally could not give less of a crap. Let’s learn the difference.

6. Annoying pedestrians.

When people think it’s OK to stop in the middle of a crowded walking area. Excuse me, there are actually 300 other people here and you’re ruining everything. Keep moving or step aside.

7. People who take the elevator to the second floor.

Seriously? The stairs are literally right there and you’re wasting all of our time. It’s taking you longer to wait for the elevator and ride it than it would be to walk.

8. Small talk with strangers.

It’s clear neither of us is interested in conversation, and I know you don’t care where I’m from. Let’s just stop this because all I’m thinking about is what I’m going to eat next.

9. People who ask “can I ask you a question.”

You just did.

10. Starbucks mishaps.

I understand you’re busy. I understand that there are about a thousand drink combinations you know how to make. I understand that a grande, non-fat, no water, chai latte with a shot of espresso is a lot to ask for, but it’s your job. And if you think I’m going to just let it go you’re wrong. I’m that bit*h that will ask you to remake it.

11. Physical contact.

There is no need for you to come within two feet of me unless I initiate it. I have a very strict personal bubble. Hugging is 100 percent out of the question so please don't try.