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9 Things​​ That People In Relationships Say To Single People

These are not at all cliché or based on my personal expereinces *wink wink

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I've been single for a very long time now, and here's a few things that people have often repeated to me over the years. Let me know if you can relate.

1. It's OK, you'll find someone soon!

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And I'm over here waiting like...

2. Just enjoy being single.

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Really?!?!

3. Have you tried online dating?

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As if I hadn't thought of that.

4. Have you tried Tinder?

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As if I don't download and delete Tinder on a biweekly basis, due to my fear of conforming to societal norms.

5. Have you tried Bumble?

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Yes. Not a fan, can we move on please...

6. Maybe you're being a little too picky?

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No Ma'am, I am not, thank you very much!

7. You should go to more bars!

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I'd go to all the bars if puppies were my bartenders :)

8. I wish I was single.

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Umm that sounds like a you problem...

9. I don't even like having a boyfriend.

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Michelle said it best.

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