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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Finish This Semester

I officially give up.

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50 Things I'd Rather Do Than Finish This Semester
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My first year of college is coming to a close and I'm totally burnt out. I've lost all motivation to do assignments, go to class, and do homework. I just want everything to be over. Here's a list of things I'd rather do than finish this semester.

1. Get Up Close And Personal With A Guillotine

2. Scrub My Dorm Floor With My Toothbrush

3. Go Into Hibernation

4. Find Out What Noise It Makes When You Scoop Your Eyes Out With A Spoon

5. Get A Root Canal

6. Get Struck By Lightning

7. Fall Face First In Cow Shit

8. Work Retail On Black Friday

9. Get A Really Bad Sunburn

10. Have My Wisdom Teeth Out... Again

11. Listen To Friday By Rebecca Black On Loop For The Rest Of My Life

12. Mow All The Grass On Campus With A Pair Of Safety Scissors (I'm Allergic To Grass)

13. Watch Paint Dry

14. Wait In Line At An Amusement Park In 100 Degree Weather For Hours For A Ride That Breaks Down When I Get To The Front

15. Cut Off My Thumbs

16. Take A Nap On A Bed Of Nails

17. Shave My Legs With Tweezers

18. Attempt To Make A Butter Sculpture On A City Sidewalk In July

19. Eat Glass

20. Select The Smelliest Person On Campus As My Roommate For Next Year

21. Be Followed Literally Everywhere By The Paparazzi

22. Pluck Out My Eyelashes One By One

23. Slide Belly First Across The Carpet In Just A Bikini

24. Fall Into An Electric Fence

25. Get Really Really Really Drunk

26. Cut Down A Big Tree With Just A Butter Knife

27. Have A Cat Actually Get My Tongue

28. Hit My Pinky Toe On The Corner Of Everything I Pass

29. Go Swimsuit Shopping

30. Fall Into A Volcano

31. Accidentally Like A Cute Boy's Photo From 2013

32. Forget I Have Paper Cuts On All Ten Fingers And Use Hand Sanitizer

33. Lose All My Hair

34. Live In A Port-A-Potty

35. Rip Out My Toenails With Pliers

36. Swim With Jellyfish

37. Go Back To Middle School

38. Give Birth To A Full Grown Elephant

39. Sit Through A Seven Hour Lecture

40. Bathe In Glitter

41. Eat Myself Into A Coma

42. Listen To Edward Scissorhands Massage A Chalkboard

43. Sit On A Cactus

44. Drink Bleach

45. Pierce My Own Nipples

46. Retake The SATs

47. Read 50 Shades Of Grey Out Loud At A Nursing Home

48. Spray Tan With Donald Trump

49. Wash The Entire Football Team's Laundry

50. Drive A PT Cruiser

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