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Things That Happen As A Girl With An Older Brother

If you have a brother, you know these things all too well.

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Things That Happen As A Girl With An Older Brother

1. No one messed with you because you have a personal body guard and someone to protect you.

2. You know how to be made fun of and to take a joke.

3. And you learn how to fight back when it resorts to a wrestling match.

4. You aren't fazed by dirty jokes and have heard the loudest burps and smelliest farts.

5. You've gone through the "Tomboy" phase due to wearing his clothes as hand-me-downs.

6. You've mastered the fake cry to get him in trouble.

7. You have someone to approve the boy you like, and he lays down the law when he meets him.

8. You become good at video games and always tried to be better at them then your bro.

9. You preferred LEGOs and Pokémoncards over dolls and dress up when you were little.

10. You have been subject to multiple attempts of practical jokes and pranks and learned to watch your back.

11. You unfortunately have the memory of what a wet willy feels like.

12. You know how sports are played because of all of the games and matches you've had to watch your brother play in.

13. Fighting for TV privileges and fighting over what to watch was a battle every night.

14. But despite your differences, you will always love him no matter what.

15. And are so thankful that you have him in your life.


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