1. So, you've decided to cast aside the basicness today. Today, you have decided to embrace the badness. Good for you, boo, good for you.
2. But before you undertake this massive responsibility, you should understand something about how fierce your life is about to become.
3. But first, what led to the monumental decision of dressing like the queen? Are you going to work? Great news, you're probably going to be more productive, more confident, and you have a far higher chance of being noticed in any official setting.
4. Dress up for yourself? Endorphins. All of the endorphins. Confidence in spades. This is no regular outfit you have on, this is your goddam morph suit, and you have become the actual queen.
5. Dress up for a significant other? Y'all are adults, I don't have to explain that to you.
6. The number of people who will tell you that things like clothing, makeup, and jewelry are are unnecessary, impractical, and superficial is at times astronomical. It is none of those things if you use them right.
7. If what you put on is for your benefit and advancement, not to conceal yourself, but to accentuate what makes you the bomb, it can help to lessen anxiety, it can help you to realize sides of yourself you hadn't previously explored.
8. And of course, it can help to bring out every ounce of power you've got in you.
9. In a world where things can go sideways so quickly, where there is always someone trying to someone else tear down, anything that gives you the feeling that you are unstoppable is important and necessary.
10. Love yourself, you bawse, you. Be the best you can be, and understand that the love you've shown yourself in dressing like a queen today was worth every bit of time it took to look as perfect as you do.