Hello,
You don't know me, yet you have been on my property. While on my property, you thought it would be alright to steal Christmas cheer. That's right, I'm talking about frosty. Little did you know that the sign you stole had been in my family for over 20 years and holds real sentimental value as an item from my Godmother whom I have unfortunately not seen since I was 7 or 8. Little did you know that your heart racing and exhilarating "adventure" came at the cost of some more of my belief in the good in humanity, and at the cost of some of my Christmas cheer.
So now I have questions...like are you an idiot? YOU choose to steal from the only house on the block with security cameras. (we literally saw your car) Yeah, you should have scoped those out while you were scoping out frosty. Also, what makes you feel the need to find joy in stealing from others? I'm sorry that your life is so boring that this is the only way that you can be entertained. (most of us find a friend to hang out with instead of stealing from others.)
Lastly,
I pity you.
I sincerely do.
It must be pathetic to have to steal from others to find a sense of amusement, and I truly hope that this bites you in the butt one day. Once you understand how it feels to have something of sentimental value stolen from you, maybe then you will understand. But until them, I will just keep asking for you to bring frosty home to the family that is missing him this holiday season.
Sincerely,
The house you stole from.