College classes are interesting, to say the least. You'll meet people who you're not sure how you've lived without, and some you could live with never running into again.
1. The one who is always early
You know the one who is always there when you walk into the classroom? Yeah, that's a pretty good way to tell that they're a freshman. Don't worry, we've all been there.
2. The one who asks too many questions*
I understand that you're interested in the subject, but that's why professors' office hours and Google exist. Seriously, please stop. We just want to go get coffee because listening to you has been exhausting.
*If you're asking questions because you're confused, go ahead. We'll probably all thank you for it later.
3. The one who is perpetually late
It's seriously a talent to be late every. single. day. We all know how hard it is to find parking, but it would be a lot easier if you would set your alarm a little earlier.
4. The one who thinks it's nap time
Honestly, naps are life, but make it wait until after class. Your snoring is super distracting.
5. The one who always has their homework done
Shout-out to you! You've saved me so many times. Thank you for being someone I know I can count on, especially on those nights I decided to stay up too late and watch Netflix instead of educating myself. I'll definitely bring you a coffee the next time our class meets.
6. The one who is your best friend
You knew you would be best friends from the minute they sat next to you and offered to share their cookies with you. This class wouldn't be the same without them.
7. The one who thinks they're funny
We get it. You think you're funny. Please save yourself the embarrassment and stop talking; you'd be doing us all a favor.
8. The one who informs everyone about their personal life
Sure, I'd love to see a picture of your new puppy, but let's not talk about how your Aunt Beatrice got the stomach flu for the 5th time this semester.
9. The one who is always sick
Maybe try focusing on your immune system instead of forcing yourself to come to class. We definitely don't want to catch your germs.
10. The one who always needs your notes
Is it really that hard for you to pay attention? I could be making a profit off of all the notes I've given you over the course of the semester.
11. The one who creeps you out
He's the one who always seems to be looking in your direction. We all know him, and we do our best to avoid him at all costs.