1. "Can you send me a cute pic of your dog?"

I have about 20 pictures of my friend's dog on my phone and you're damn right I made one of them my background picture.

2. "Hey man I heard your folks are going out of town, lmk if you need someone to take care of your dog!"

I'm the resident dog sitter in my neighborhood. When you have a bunch of cool pups around there's no way I'm going to miss out on a puppy sleepover!

3. "Your dog is my Valentine this year I already called dibs."

I chose my boyfriend's dog Munson as my Valentine over him, so don't think we really won't go there. When there's a doggo involved there's more love to give!

4. "Lol, look at this video of your dog that I took!"

I post more videos of your dog and I on snapchat than I did for your birthday. Sorry, but he gave me a kiss and a sniff and i nearly died, okay?

5. "Hey can we hang at your place tonight?" "Sure." "Cool I need some dog cuddles."

My friend's houses are always the go-to hangout spots for a reason. Pals and pups, what a night.

6. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GOODEST BOY! 7 YEARS YOUNG!!"

I posted a better picture of my boyfriend's dog for his birthday than I did for my boyfriend.

7. "You think I could borrow your dog for like a day?"

Everybody loves dogs. One walk through the park with your doggo and I'm the hottest thing around. Come on, it's a win-win for both of us!

8. "What do you mean you're not bringing your dog with you?"

I genuinely get upset when my friends don't bring their dogs along to our plans. The poor dude is just gonna lay at home while we have all the fun? I don't think so!

9. "Tell your dog I love you for me."

And if you say you did and you didn't? I will know.

10. "You and your dog are the best thing that ever happened to me."

Couldn't be more true. Seriously the most loyal friendship I have.