Oh, college. It's great, and it's horrifying. The first day of classes is the beginning of a slippery downhill slope. Here are the six stages of college--featuring the Disney princesses.
1. The Jasmine Stage
Ah, the first day of college. Just like Jasmine, you're probably nervous to jump on that flying carpet and go experience the college life. After meeting a couple of new friends and going to a couple of classes, though, the freedom from your teenage years starts to settle in, and you start to get excited about this whole new world.
2. The Ariel Stage
Then, you get the syllabi. Three two-hundred-point projects, five presentations and two exams later, you forget how to human, and suddenly you're using forks to brush your hair just like Ariel.
3. The Cinderella Stage
The Cinderella Stage...also known as the hot mess stage. When you've got too many responsibilities to keep up with, there's only one solution: party time. It's time for a break, so you go out and party all night, only to come back home way past midnight. Also, you're probably missing your shoes because you're just a mess.
4. The Sleeping Beauty Stage
After partying all night and a looong day of classes, you know what time is. Nap time. Psh, who am I kidding. Nap time can be anytime. Let's be honest. We're all Aurora every day, all day.
5. The Belle Stage
After months of exams and projects, you feel like you're trapped in a castle just like Belle, and all you wanna do is just go home. Fortunately, winter break is right around the corner.
6. And finally...the Snow White Stage
Finally, after a long Christmas break, you feel rejuvenated, and you're back to being your happy, chirpy self just like that first day of school. Now you just have to wait until spring break. Let the cycle begin again.