We've been waiting all year, but it's finally here. We have reached the end of the dark tunnel that is winter quarter and we welcome the warm embrace of spring. Spring quarter is by far the best quarter at Santa Clara. For the freshman who have yet to experience spring quarter, good luck to you all. My freshman experience spring quarter was wonderful; however, I did not know how rough it could be on my body. So I have put together a little survival kit for the freshman or any other students that might need it.
Pedialite or Gatorade
Hangovers are no joke. They can leave you bedridden for up to 24 hours.... ain't nobody got time for that! So before you go to bed (or pass out in your clothes), try to make sure to drink water, and in the morning be sure to hydrate with electrolytes.
Advil
This is relatively self explanatory. Whether you have a headache from the night (or day) before or you went down the make shift slip n' slide wrong, you are going to need this.
A Life Proof Phone Case
Unless you have amazing will power, you will probably find yourself in a less than sanitary pool in a frat houses back yard at least once during spring quarter. Hopefully, you are smart enough to give your phone to a friend before you jump in; however, a life proof case will save you if you just so happen to forget before swan diving into a four-foot deep cesspool.
Keystone Light (Or Your Beverage of Choice)
Everyone knows the best cure for a hangover is more booze. A hangover cure can be found in any sophisticated adult beverage. So it is up to you whether you feel the need to shot gun the pain away with a Keystone, banish it with beat box, or prevent suffering via shots.