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Spring Break As Told By Beyoncé

This one goes out to the Beyhive.

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Spring Break As Told By Beyoncé
Kevin Mazur

It is Spring Break season and who better to relate to than Queen Bey?

Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter. She is expressive, fun-loving, and genuine. I have a feeling she would be a fabulous vacation buddy (almost as good as my best friend). This is Spring Break, as told by Beyoncé:


1. As soon as your last class ends


2. Your mood if you stay in town

3. So you decide to take a road-trip with your best friend


4. You know there will be some carpool karaoke


5. You look for responsibilities like


6. And tell yourself you will work out


7. You say you will get some homework done


8. Of course, you take pitstop-Instagram shots


9. You reach your destination just happy to be free

10. And immediately make plans with your friends


11. You get ready to go out

12. And going out usually involves eating some of your favorite food


13. Waking up at your usual time only to go back to sleep


14. Because you are determined to get some rest


15. You're spending time in the sun

16. When you realize break is almost over


17. Then it sets in that you haven’t done any of that homework or working out you pledged to do.


18. You wonder how you’re going to get it all done


19. and why work was even assigned over spring BREAK


20. Seriously, your professors must be a little crazy


21. You accept that you have to go back to school


22. The upside is you are reunited with friends back at school


23. You come to terms with break ending and are just grateful it happened.


24. The rest has given you strength to make it through the end of the school year because...


Did I capture all of the spring break feelings? What do you think I missed? Tell me in the comments below!

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