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The 6 Reasons Why I'd Rather Skinny Dip

You don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time.

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The 6 Reasons Why I'd Rather Skinny Dip
The Skinny Dip

1. The Name

The look on your visiting friends' faces is priceless when asked if they want to head to Skinny Dip after dinner. When the same question is asked about Sweet Frog, their response is indifferent because the name alone lacks the cool factor.

2. Topping Location

Because you don't want your fro-yo naked, you can dress it in the many toppings conveniently located in the center of the room versus Sweet Frog's inconvenient fro-yo enhancer location right next to the register.

3. T-Shirts

Shirts are required at both locations, even though you may be skinny dipping, so which one would you prefer to be sporting?

4. Taster Cups

Here's the scoop: Skinny Dip offers unlimited taster cups right beside all their yogurt dispensers. Yes, please! While at Sweet Frog, you have to awkwardly explain to the cashier the naked truth of why you need six taster cups to sample six flavors.

5. It's Local

Americans and Beach natives love local franchises. One can spoon at only eight locations (plus a random bar in Florida). Sweet Frog offers locations all over the United States, making it more pedestrian and less of an experience.

6. It's Beachy

Dip locations have a beachy atmosphere with sleek surfboards, boogie boards and skateboards dripping down from their walls while at Sweet Frog you're greeted by two pretty creepy frogs.

Wanna spoon?

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