1. We push each others buttons

It wouldn't be any fun to have a sister if you cant push her buttons and piss her off.

2. You fight over clothes

Getting worked up when she sneaks your clothes but you find it more than okay to wear her stuff, as long as she doesn't find out.

3. You get into things you aren't supposed to, but wont go down alone.

You creep into the freezer to sneak the ice cream your parents wouldn't let you have after dinner. we rock paper scissors to see which one of us sneaks upstairs in the middle of the night to get more treats, but if one of us gets caught we both go down. There is no taking one for the team. if I'm in trouble you're in trouble too.

4. You tell on each other over little things.

Regardless if its calling you a name, or making a face at you. when you are pissed at your sister there is no better revenge and rewarding feeling then to get her scolded at by your parents.

5. Despite fighting each other, you will fight for each other.

no one tortures, makes fun of or calls your sister names but you. That's your job and if you are dumb enough to decide to try you will have a world of hell coming your way that you wished you never let open. we are the dynamic duo. We bring the heat, so this is a warning. don't try this.

6. We decide to try stupid things together.

whether it be sneaking animals in through the window, or getting wasted throwing each other into laundry baskets. Either way, makes for a great story.

7. We are inseparable.

Who else would crawl over a dresser blocking the bedroom door just to sleep next to me? No matter how far apart or what obsticles are in the way we will never let each other actually be alone.

8. We decide if you are good enough for her.

if you even think for a second i don't know everything about you, you must be delusional. If you treat my sister like trash expect to get taken out. If you treat her like a queen, expect to get her nothing less than a crown.

9. We will always be there for each other, we will never let the other sister feel alone.

I'm here to wipe your tears, and I'm here to cheers your beers. Either way i wont ever leave you because you are my first and best best friend.

10. We love you.

Even if we don't say it enough, you're amazing even though sometimes we would love to get rid of you, we couldn’t imagine life without you. we wouldn't trade you for anything.