Brace yourselves. Valentine's season is among us. We all know that feeling. For those of us who are still cruising on by without a significant other, this is the worst time to be alive, but here are 7 things all single people know to be true:
1. You don't have to sugarcoat every single thing you do.
Like farting, for example. Everyone farts.
2. You don't have to spend large amounts of money on Valentine's Day, anniversaries or the holidays.
How can your boyfriend be in college and can afford to buy you a Tory Burch wallet for every national holiday?
3. If your best friends end up dating each other, your "hangouts" will become their dates and you will be the annoying third wheel.
Splitting the Chili's Dinner for 2 combo among 3 people makes total sense...
4. When you do hang out, their PDA makes you want to rip your eyes out.
No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear your gross pet names in public. No, seriously. You can stop now.
5. If they reach a mundane milestone like their two month anniversary, they expect you to be as excited as they are.
"You guys had your first kiss three hours from now two and half weeks ago? No way! I'll mark it on my calendar!"
6. And even though sometimes, it sucks seeing your other friends in relationships when you aren't...
Because it really does suck...
7. It's nice knowing they have someone.
And that you have yourself.