Being someone who got the short end of the stick (no pun intended) when it comes to height, I hear a lot of comments regarding my height.
Most of the time I just completely ignore it, even if they are just trying to be funny. Because believe me when I tell you, it wasn't funny the first time and it's still not funny.
1. "How's the weather down there?"
Wow, that...that was so funny. I've never heard that before. Really, it was hilarious.
2. "Can you even reach the pedals?"
No, I just have my mom drive me everywhere.
3. "Do you want a kids' menu?"
Does the kids' menu have alcohol on it?
4. "Sorry I didn't even see you down there."
Has anyone ever told you how funny you are?
5. "I bet you own like 20 step stools."
6. "You make a perfect armrest."
First of all, do not touch me.
7. "Do you need a car seat?"
So what if I do?
8. "Do you have to get all of your clothes at Justice?"
Again, SO FUNNY.
9. "Can you even see over the steering wheel?"
I can see well enough to effectively run you over.