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Recruitment As Told By Kanye West

"I still think I'm the greatest." -Kanye West

Rachel Payne
Sep 15, 2015
University of Cincinnati
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Recruitment As Told By Kanye West

Yeah, I can’t understand a thing you just said…

Why is everyone screaming right now? This is the first round, can people calm down? I have to keep awkwardly laughing, I hope what she said was at least funny.


"You get to double recruit!"

Why me?


My rush crush didn’t come back?

I thought we were soul mates. I just don’t understand how this happened. Did she not love me back?



Finally, I get a break…

Maybe, I can get my jaw to stop hurting from all the smiling. Yeah, probably not going to happen.


You get to bump your best friend.

This is the perfect match. The recruitment chair is so smart for doing this. The PNM doesn’t even know what she is in for.


It’s the final night, and it’s time to win the PNMs over.

Why should you join?


It’s the last door song, and I’m getting way to into it.

Recruitment is almost over, finally.



It’s Bid Day, and you can finally celebrate.

Your sorority has a perfect group of new members. Time to shower them with love, and show them why recruitment is worth it.


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