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American Culture Is Going To Costco To Buy Tires, Bras, And Pizza All In One Trip, And I Love It

Screw Disney World; Costco is the happiest place on Earth.

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American Culture Is Going To Costco To Buy Tires, Bras, And Pizza All In One Trip, And I Love It

I LOVE Costco! There, I admit it!

1. The samples

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They say food tastes better when it's free, and I agree with that.

2. The clothing line

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So Costco has name brand clothing for affordable prices. Listen, I may be watching my budget but I can look good while doing it

3. The book section

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There's so many. I could spend months reading through the books they have!

4. Their wide selection

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Of what? Of everything. Cause where else are you able to buy tires and bras while grabbing a slice of pizza?

5. The food

https://www.buzzfeed.com/remysmidt/costco-is-changing-up-its-menu-and-will-no-longer-sell?utm_term=.dogNvGQVJ#.qad2P4OKx

Everything is very caloric and probably not healthy but it's delicious AND cheap. A slice of pizza is $1.99. Wow.

6. It's excess of individual items

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4163481-costco-magical-warehouse

That's a lot of caprisun (but not too much).

7. It's the first place I would go to in a zombie apocalypse

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Remember that scene in Bird box when they go to the supermarket for food and then contemplate staying there? That supermarket for my would be Costco.

8. The recycling service

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This should be number one, but nevertheless, it is super super important. Plus, my family can literally save bottles and glasses and cans for weeks and make ~ $15 in Costco money. Saving the Earth AND getting paid for that? Sign me up!

9. You don't see constant advertising

I don't think I've ever seen a Costco commercial. But you know what I do see commercials for? Any other store (no hate, but just something to think about).

10. It has fresh produce

19 Foods That Are a Complete Waste of Money at Costco

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Shop at Costco? Make sure to avoid the foods that make it easier to waste money than save money at everybody's favorite warehouse store.

11. It offers medical services

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Though I have never had to use them, I can just imagine how convenient it is for those who do.

12. It's return policy

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It's different for every type of item, but all in all they don't screw you over.

I hope these 12 reasons helped you realize why Costco is the greatest store ever. Now, if you will excuse me, I have some toilet paper, a pair of earrings, and a birthday cake to pick up


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