1. "A queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

2. "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent."

3. "Why me?" "Because you saw me when I was invisible."

4. "I'm no princess! I'm still waiting on normal body parts to arrive!"

5. "Yeah I am a freak. But you know what? Someday I might just grow out of that. But you, you will never stop being a jerk."

6. "A princess never chases a chicken."

7. "Somebody sat on me again."

8."I'm late for a meeting with my guidance counselor." "I'm late for a meeting with Spain and Portugal!"

9. "I have never worn pantyhose but it sounds very dangerous."

10. "I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade."

11. "I love your eyebrows! We'll call them Frida and Kahlo."

12. "Your highness, a strange woman came in and said that she wanted to hide in your closet, so I let her."

13. "I stand here ready to take my place as your queen. Without a husband."

14. "To be a princess, you have to believe that you are a princess."

15. "The eagle is flying for the last time."

16. "We never rush, we hasten."

17. "I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries. Including Puerto Rico!"

18. "Me, a princess? SHUT. UP."

19. "Just in case I wasn't a freak already, let's add a tiara!"

20. "Your majesty, I would gladly take a bullet for you." "Oh how brave. Most interns don't even wanna fetch me my tea."

21. "Just stop it, OK? Just because your hair sucks, get off mine!"

22. "Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary." "Perhaps, but it's in your eyes."

23. "Nepotism should be in the arts, not in plumbing."

24. "Just because I didn't get my fairytale ending doesn't mean you shouldn't."

25. "So the future of your country is in the hands of my 15-year-old?"

26. "I would kneel if it weren't for my knee replacement."

27. "Amelia, you look so...young." "Thank you. And you look so...clean."

28. "I thought you said you never slide?" "Oh I don't, but I have done a lot of flying in my day."

29. "Strange town, San Francisco. When I purchased the pumps, they asked me if I wanted them wrapped or if I was going to wear them."

30. "You chose me and I accepted. And a gentleman never backs off on his word."