All summer long I've been awaiting the dreaded envelope. Crisply folded inside would be a paper that would crush my heart, soul, and dreams. This week it finally came in the mail: my college bill. Who knew a piece of paper could cause so much pain?
1. That can't be right.
Excuse me.. I believe there was a little mix up. That number has got to be wrong.
2. Did tuition costs go up?
Where does all the money go anyways?
3. I just won't get a meal plan. Who needs food?
I'll be too busy doing school work anyways...right?
4. Why does it cost so much to live on campus?
And all I'm getting is half a room and a bed?
5. This is ridiculous
There is some righteous anger boiling up in here.
6. I actually have to pay this?
I can't hold back the tears any longer.
7. Excuse me for a second while I pass out.
Is the air getting thin in here?
8. Where am I going to get this much money?
Actual footage of me trying to find money anywhere and everywhere
9. I think I'm gonna puke
I'm not sure I'm going to make it out of this alive.
10. Didn't I have more scholarships? I thought I had more scholarships!
Gulp.
11. I should have worked more hours.
Or maybe I shouldn't have eaten so much Panda Express...or bought so much yarn.
12. Do we have anything sweet to eat?
Did I see some cake in the fridge?
Don't judge me.
13. I need to call the financial aid department.
14. Why do they always sound so happy?
15. I have so many loans!
16. Why am I even going to college?
17. I'm just going to deal with this tomorrow.
Cookies anyone?