John Mulaney is currently one of the most underrated, non-offensive, relatable, and funniest comedians of our time - and I would even go so far to say...ever.

From his stories about getting blackout drunk and scaling fences to playing “What’s New Pussycat” 21 times repeatedly on a diner’s jukebox, Mulaney’s wit never fails. John Mulaney has made me laugh, and he’s made me cry (from laughing too hard). John Mulaney is my hero. Besides being incredibly hilarious - John Mulaney is just like us and here is why.

1. He Too Is Afraid of Middle Schoolers

"...Because 8th graders will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. They will get to the thing that you don't like about you."

2. He Has Bad Days

Ours might not consist of fainting as a nurse dressed like Batman gives you shots because you lied about frequent urination at the doctors - but you say tomato, I say tomato.

3. He Has Insecurities

His insecurities might have been a flute-like voice and being a race he isn't/wasn't - but again, you say potato, I say potato.

4. He's Brutally Honest

We're all a little too honest sometimes.

5. He Questions Everything

Why is this? All they can do is dial the phone a little faster.

... and if that's not enough for you, he is currently on his Kid Gorgeous Tour with tons of new material and tons of more reasons for us to love him.