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7 Things You Know If You're A 'Criminal Minds' Addict

You're basically an FBI agent.

Emma Morris
Nov 27, 2018
University of Virginia
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7 Things You Know If You're A 'Criminal Minds' Addict
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If you haven't binge-watched "Criminal Minds" on Netflix, you're seriously missing out. If you have, then you definitely understand these 7 things.

1. You start profiling every criminal you hear about on the news

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They are probably insecure with a severe stutter.

2. You honestly would probably be a better detective than most cops

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After all, you have watched 14 seasons of "Criminal Minds."

3. You're in love with Dr. Spencer Reid

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Something about the nerd thing is really attractive, only on this show.

4. You're also in love with Derek Morgan

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Because, look.

5. You want Derek and Penelope to get married

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She flirts quite vigorously.

6. You think everyone you see is a criminal

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Someone call the BAU. This guy looks suspicious.

7.  You have thoughts of changing your career path

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The FBI seems cool. I wonder what the requirements are for that?

Maybe one day I will work for the BAU. After all, my experience in the field is extensive (all 14 seasons of "Criminal Minds").

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