As my freshman year of college came to a close, I began reminiscing about all the hilarious and crazy memories that I’ll never forget.
I had an unforgettable first year of college, and I’m so grateful for all the new friends and experiences I made throughout the year.
Thinking about my own funny college stories, I decided to ask other college students what their craziest or funniest story from freshman year was, and here’s what they answered.
All answers are anonymous.
1. “Falling off a stripper pole into a sea of frat boys at a party.”
2. "Yelling 'fuck the police' right as a cop walked into the room.”
3. "Trying to catch a pretzel in my mouth, hitting my head on the bedpost and getting a concussion.”
4. “Waking up in the morning wearing my sweatshirt as pants.”
5. "Took a random guy’s Uber home and crawled the rest of the way to my room.”
6. "Once at a party, I climbed onto an exposed pipe on the ceiling, was swinging from it and fell off.”
7. "On Halloween, I stuffed a Mike’s Hard down my pants while hooking up with a guy dressed in a Mario costume, and then the police busted the party so I iced myself.”
8. "I punched a guy in the face at a party over money.”
9. "I once brought a guy back to my room and as a prank, my four guy friends were standing shirtless in my room and as they walked out said things like, 'Same time tomorrow?' and 'She was great, man.'”
10. “Some drunk kid came into my room at night thinking it was his and got in my bed — with me in it."
11. "Saw a kid butt-naked peeing everywhere in the hallway."
College is a unique in-between space that’s not quite the real world. On Wednesday you’ll see your classmate taking lecture notes, and on Friday you’ll see the same person wearing their sweatshirt as pants at a party.
Don’t get me wrong, college isn’t just all partying and messing around, but I bet even your parents will have some crazy stories from back in the day.