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College As Told By Crazy Eyes "From Orange Is The New Black"

The beloved Suzanne described college through her own eyes

Fred Lavon

Apr 05, 2016

University of Maryland, Baltimore County

College As Told By Crazy Eyes "From Orange Is The New Black"

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If you have ever watched "Orange is the New Black," you know who Crazy Eyes is; a beloved character who inspires us daily. A favorite of the show, and also an extremely relatable friend, Crazy Eyes throws light on to life in college.

1. There are some really weird people out there. Really weird.

2. When someone takes your official unassigned seat in class, even though everyone knows that’s your spot.

3. Your chemistry test is tomorrow and people are talking on the quiet floor.

4. And when the noise level finally does get out of control.

5. How you study.

6. Seeing the first exam question.

7. Getting back your first exam grade.

8. Getting back your second exam score.

9. Somehow managing to pass all of your classes this semester.

10. When Valentine's Day comes around and you're still single.

11. Trying to flirt with someone.

12. Having that best friend that will do anything for you.

13. When your roommate starts breaking down from stress.

14. When the professor calls on you in lecture.

15. When the English essay gets extended.

16. When the dining hall food surprisingly tastes decent.

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Cool Off with These 8 Beers!

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Summer is hot and humid, and it's almost like summer was made specifically to drink the refreshing, cold, crisp wonderful, delicious, nutritious nectar of the gods. Which is none other than beer; wonderful cold beer. With summer playing peek-a-boo around the corner while we finish up this semester, it's time to discuss the only important part of summer. And if you haven't already guessed, it's beer. There are few things I take more seriously than my beer, in order are: sports... and beer. Here are my favorite summer brews:

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College As Told By Crazy Eyes "From Orange Is The New Black"

The beloved Suzanne described college through her own eyes

1. There are some really weird people out there. Really weird.

2. When someone takes your official unassigned seat in class, even though everyone knows that’s your spot.

3. Your chemistry test is tomorrow and people are talking on the quiet floor.

4. And when the noise level finally does get out of control.

5. How you study.

6. Seeing the first exam question.

7. Getting back your first exam grade.

8. Getting back your second exam score.

9. Somehow managing to pass all of your classes this semester.

10. When Valentine's Day comes around and you're still single.

11. Trying to flirt with someone.

12. Having that best friend that will do anything for you.

13. When your roommate starts breaking down from stress.

14. When the professor calls on you in lecture.

15. When the English essay gets extended.

16. When the dining hall food surprisingly tastes decent.

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Appreciation for some of life's most discredited pleasures.

1. Sun showers

2. Smiles

3. Tight hugs

4. Discovering new foods you like.

5. Laying in bed after a long day.

6. And being completely relaxed

7. "This reminded me of you"

8. Breakfast foods

9. Over-sized clothes

10. Contagious laughs

11. Car rides with that one person

12. Random (I miss you/ I love you) texts

13. The city at night

14. Surprises

15. Blanket cocoons

16. Good hair days

17. Really good coffee

18. Days where you're in a good mood naturally and for no particular reason

19. Conquering a fear

20. When they give you a lot of guac at Chipotle

21. Being so comfortable with someone that you can literally talk about anything

22. Home-cooked meals

23. Tattoo stories

24. Leaves changing color in fall

25. Butterflies in your stomach

26. Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches

27. When you can't stop laughing

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Coors Light Summer Brew:

Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat

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Sam Adams Summer Ale

Hell or High Watermelon

Blue Moon Summer Honey

LandShark Lager

Corona

75 degrees and sunny, plus, no humidity. I mean do I really need to say more?

Perfect Weather

You'll get an effortless tan

You can exercise with a view

You don't have to worry about bug bites

In n Out all day, every day

We have outdoor concerts

We live where people vacation

Because let's be honest, we all use lyrics.

1. “Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It's where my demons hide.”

2. “Tonight, we are young.”

3. “Cuz I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it.”

4. “Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.”

5. “I can’t wait to fall in love with you, you can’t wait to fall in love with me.”

6. “Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.”

7. “Why you so obsessed with me?”

8. “We ain’t ever getting older.”

9. “I didn’t know that I was starving until I tasted you.”

10. “Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?"

11. “I’m gonna make you miss me.”

12. "Cheers to the freakin weekend.”

13. “Love’s a game. Wanna play?”

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1. "Talk about a dream
Try to make it real
You wake up in the night
With a fear so real
Spend your life waiting
For a moment that just don't come
Well don't waste your time waiting." (Badlands)