These are those moments in college that make you awe in shock and gasp, "WHAT?!"

1. All of your deadlines fall on different days/weeks.

Like what? Professors are actually aware and considerate of that fact that you take more than one class? That's insane.

2. Your wardrobe consists of more than cozy university apparel.

If you wear anything else other than sweatpants and sweatshirts, you deserve an award. What twenty-something year old owns dress pants? Relax, you only have an internship. You don't know the true meaning of a 9-5.

3. Your diet contains fresh fruits and vegetables.

You don't even glance at 25 cent ramen anymore.

4. You can understand your professor's accent.

Bonus miracle: you know how to say their name with confidence.

5. You perform exceptionally on a quiz or exam that you legitimately did not study for.

You didn't even purchase a notebook for this class and you're somehow getting by?

6. You're able to zone out of lectures and still be on track.

YOU didn't even know you were that talented.

7. Your resume is close to being two pages.

You are...employable??

8. You have free time.

Hours of it.

9. You get your work done early instead of procrastinating.

Like, what?

10. Not everyone in your class is a smartass.

Unprecedented.

11. Not everyone in your class is a dumbass.

Omg, borrowing notes from a class you missed is actually helpful.

12. When people ask you how you're doing, you're able to respond with other adjectives besides, "tired", "stressed," "depressed," "suicidal," and "homicidal."

#blessed

13. You clean your dorm bathroom.

Thoroughly.

14. You get a healthy amount of sleep each night.

Practically giving you superhero-like skills like "staying awake in class" and having enough energy to workout on a regular basis.

15. You finally have enough money to go out with friends.

WHAT. IS. THIS. SORCERY?