If you are a girl, you know all too well that Target is a death trap.
From the way the store is laid out to what they have to offer, it is the perfect place for college girls to get everything they need, and more importantly, a lot of things they DON'T need, but want and have to have, anyway.
So, who better to explain this dynamic than Rachel Green?
"I just shouldn't be allowed to make my own decisions anymore." - Rachel Green
1. Being greeted by the beautiful scent of Starbucks.
Because what better way to start unnecessary spending than a $4 iced coffee?
2. Seeing the $3 and under section.
How can you not?
3. Seeing something really cute and realizing you don't have enough money for it.
The worst.
4. Charging everything to your Target card, even though you can't pay it back later.
You know who this sounds like a problem for? Future Rachel.
5. When a worker asks how you're doing.
See you at the cash register in like 2 hours.
6. When somebody suggests you stop shopping at Target to save money.
Seems counter intuitive.
7. When literally anything goes on sale at Target.
I'm basically be LOSING money by not buying these things.
8. Realizing that with every dollar you spend, you are becoming more broke.
It's OK. These are sound investments, right?
9. Finally convincing yourself that you don't need that outdoor patio set just because it would make your back porch look amazing because you never really go outside anyways.
But it would look SO GOOD.
10. When anybody asks if you bought anything at Target today.
We all know you're lying.