College Explained By Khloe Kardashian
Start writing a post
Student Life

College Explained By Khloe Kardashian

Yes, a Kardashian.

41
College Explained By Khloe Kardashian
The Huffington Post

There is no one in the world that can express how college students feel about college, but Khloe Kardashian is by far the closest person to feeling how you feel about life. So here is KoKo on college.

1. You don't take bullshit from anyone.

Khloe is the type to take what you throw at her and dish it right back at you. College can bring out some emotions in students and teachers, and she wouldn't be afraid to throw shade back.

2. You have your lazy days, lazy months or lazy semesters.

There is just something about college that just makes you not want to finish it. Well, Khloe has the perfect solution for you. Just don't deal.

3. Prerequisites.

The most annoying thing about college is prerequisites. These unnecessary classes don't have anything to do with your major and are just a waste of time. They are just a way for colleges to get more money from you.

4. You aren't afraid to protect your friends.

The friends that you make in college are the ones you keep forever because you go through everything together. If there is someone messing with your friend, then there is a slight chance you'll have to make a quick trip to CVS for a tub of Vaseline.

5. You get a little too comfortable with your college friends.

There are many things you experience in college and those things are rarely ever spoken of again. You see your friends at their worst and they see you at yours.

6. The "freshman 15" means nothing to you.

Even if you do care about the "freshman 15," there is no name for the upperclassman weight gain, so therefore, it does not exist. Besides, the only healthy thing on campus is expensive.

7. When your professor assigns homework over break.

The fact that one even attempts to assign anything over break is hilarious to me. If it is done, I guarantee that it was done last minute and they didn't put any effort into it. Personally, I think that professors do this just to stress us out. In all honestly, it's not us that has to read all of those papers. You're welcome.

8. Your judgment is real at parties.

When college students party, they might be drunk, but their creepy meter is on overdrive.

9. When your parents ask you where you were last night.

When you are home for the holidays, you find that your parents are always wondering where you are. You have been so used to going where you want when you want. You see yourself as an adult, but when you want money so you can go to Chipotle Mexican Grill, you are suddenly a child again.

10. When your roommate touches your stuff.

There are always boundaries that don't need to be crossed when it comes to roommates. The number one rule to follow when you have a roommate is, "You don't touch my stuff. I don't touch your stuff."

11. Experience it before it passes you by.

College isn't something that comes around every year. It's a once in a lifetime experience that everyone needs. You have your whole life to adult, so maybe living it before you become one isn't a good idea.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

70726
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

132344
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments