Some of us are just naturally happy people, finding joy in watching others be happy. And then there are those of us who would rather be miserable and who find more comfort in being unpleasant on a daily basis. Embrace your inner Nick Miller and let that grumpy-old-man persona shine!
1. Being dragged out into public by your friends.
2. Watching happy people in relationships when you're single.
3. Explaining to colleagues why you're a grumpy person.
4. When your happy friends tell you about all the wonderful things happening in their lives right now, and the most exciting thing you have planned for the week is what topping you'll order on a pizza tonight.
5. Trying to convince your friends that you do more than sitting around with a frown on your face all day.
6. Trying to remember how you got so grumpy.
7. When your friends are all cheery, happy people, and you have to try to fit it when you hang out with them.
8. Trying to push your grumpy laziness on naive youths, despite your friends' efforts to keep you separated from the future of society.
9. Being told to "turn that frown upside down."
10. Being absolutely OK with the fact that, despite your 20-something-year-old body, you have the soul of an angry elderly man named Eustace.