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19 Times 'New Girl' Summed Up Your College Experience

Who's that girl? It's Jess!

Jess Paschen
Aug 31, 2015
Azusa Pacific University
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19 Times 'New Girl' Summed Up Your College Experience

1. When you haven't been paying attention in class, but your professor calls on you...

2. When you notice someone good looking on campus that you've never seen before...

3. When you forget to bring your shampoo into the community bathroom and you ask someone to grab it for you...

4. When you try to flirt with your campus crush but your awkwardness makes it go horribly wrong...

5. When you try to explain some of your weird quirks to the roommate you just met...

6. When you discover one of your roommate's weird quirks...

7. When your parents tell you to get involved in something, so you join a weird club and end up totally in over your head...

8. When you are dismissed from your last class on Friday...

9. When you try every pick up line in the book, but still remain single...

10. When all you really need is a personal pep-talk...

11. When your mom asks if you're succeeding in avoiding the freshman 15...

12. When you somehow get an A on a test you didn't study for...

13. When your friends ask you if you want to go out on Saturday, but it's been a really long and tiring week...

14. When you fail at flirting, once again...

15. When you've changed your major so many times and you no longer have any clue what you're doing with your life...

16. When you finally finish your 10-page paper...

17. When your friends become your family...

18. When you finally feel like you're becoming an adult who can survive without their parents...

19. When someone asks you what your summer plans are...

So there you have it, 19 times "New Girl" summed up your college experience. Have a wonderful semester!

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