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Kimmy Schmidt Lives Through Recruitment

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Achy feet, consistently being sweatier than when you run to class late, and always being hungry are just a few signs that recruitment is upon us. Formal recruitment is a daily struggle and yet the best week of a sorority's year. There are mixed emotions of the hardest week of a sorority girl's life, and Kimmy Schmidt knows exactly how all of us feel. Here are eight examples of how she knows exactly what we are going through.


1. Eating a balanced meal between parties never really happens.


2. You realize how weird of a person you really are.


3. Mastering the perfect selfie and picture to show everyone that sorority's are the best thing to happen to a person.

4. Having necessary dance parties every chance you get to lighten the mood.

5. Perfecting the art of quick hair and makeup because waking up at 3 a.m. to do your hair is NOT appealing.

6. The long days and endless conversation get the best of you.

7. You get to your house at 4:30 a.m. and realize it's the beginning of a 12+ hour day.

8. In the end, the lack of sleep, loss of voice, and fried hair is all worth it because welcoming 100+ new sisters trumps any tough day you had that week.

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