23 Signs You're The Ultimate Basic White Girl
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23 Signs You're The Ultimate Basic White Girl

An essential manual to being basic.

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23 Signs You're The Ultimate Basic White Girl

For all you girls out there who think you live up to the standards of a basic white girl, you might want to check yourself before you wreck yourself. Thankfully I’ve compiled a guide for you to make sure that you’re living up to your full basic potential. So throw your hair into a messy bun, put on Justin Bieber’s new album, and answer these questions.

Do you love puppies? Have you ever cried uncontrollably at the sight of a stranger’s cute puppy?

Do you have a Pinterest board labeled "yums?" Do you have one for your dream wedding?

Do you wear leggings as pants? Do you get irrationally mad when people tell you that leggings aren’t pants?

Do you have naturally straight hair but still straighten your hair anyways?

Is Drake your favorite rapper?

Do you have a dream catcher hanging on the rear view mirror of your car?

Do you love your iPhone more than a living, breathing pet?

Do you pretend to know how to twerk? Do you consistently try to twerk at parties?

Have you ever Instagrammed a picture of your legs in a bathtub? Did you take that bath just to post the Instagram?

Do you promise to start eating healthy tomorrow…every single day?

Have you ever purchased, or thought about purchasing, a PSL? Do you know what PSL stands for?

Were you more excited about the new taco emoji or the new champagne bottle emoji? Are you having a hard time choosing which one you were more excited about?

Do the captions on your birthday shout-out Instagrams take more than two minutes to read?

Do you put makeup on before you go to the gym?

Do you pretend to love wine nights but really only drink Barefoot Pink Moscato?

Do you speak strictly in abbreviations? (Abbrevs as the most basic among us call them.)

Do you think that eating fro-yo means you are on a diet?

Do you regularly do it for the Insta? Do you regularly eat for the Insta?

Have you memorized all of the words to at least one Fetty Wap song? Did you do this strictly so you could rap it at a pregame?

Do you have a small tattoo on your rib cage, ankle, or wrist? Is that tattoo of an infinity sign or an anchor?

Do you have a throwback playlist to play at pregames?

Do you refer to Beyoncé as “the queen?"

Can you literally not even?


Congrats! If you answered yes to a majority of these questions, you have achieved Ultimate Basic White Girl status. But TBH, if you even clicked on this link, you are most likely a basic white girl. Yaaaass Queen, you did it!

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