Alright ladies, have you ever looked at your man and he's curled up on the couch next to you? Next time you look over at him and he's scratching himself. Then you mention getting a snack from the fridge and he gets all excited about food. Then you mention going out for a drive and he's out the door in a flash. Yea? Have you ever noticed that your dog kinda acts the same way? Yea, me too... Well, here's a heartfelt list of the various ways boyfriends are ever so similar to puppies!
1. If you leave them home alone too long they get anxious and chew on things.
Every time you leave they get sad and wait for you to come back. After a while, they worry you'll never return and chew on carpet, furniture, shoes, toys, and contents of trash cans.
2. They get excited when you mention car rides.
Sometimes fresh air does a body good. Especially after they've waited anxiously for you to come home.
3. They get excited when you mention meal time.
And treats. Any kind of food at any time of day, to be honest.
4. If you throw a ball, they will fetch it.
Boys are all about playing with balls and running around outside on a field.
5. They try to hump your leg.
No further explanation necessary.
6. If you give them too much to drink they might pee on the carpet.
Nobody wants to clean up after that...
7. You can teach them tricks!
I've seen dogs open the fridge and fetch a beer. Certainly, a boyfriend can do the same!
8. They make good exercise partners.
Puppy yoga, anybody?
9. They are always excited to see you when you get home.
And we all know nothing makes us smile more!
10. They are loyal.
They'll stick by your side through thick and thin. They're your best friend. They're your ride or die.