In a recent car ride with my dad I had the displeasure of listening to Radio Margaritaville for majority of the trip. It was over an hour and a half of one of Jimmy Buffett's concerts from 2002; I have never liked Jimmy Buffett or his music, and this car ride solidified my dislike. Below is a list of seven things, in no particular order, I would much rather do than listen to Jimmy Buffett:
1. Listen to a baby cry.
If you offer it food, you can probably getting the crying to cease.
2. Waiting for the doctor.
I'm not a fan of having to wait even half of an hour for the doctor, but at least they have fun things to play with.
3. Chatting with an Ex.
Sometimes it's unavoidable, but hey, at least you have something to make fun of later!
4. Clogging the toilet in your SO's home.
It sure is embarrassing, but it'll get flushed eventually and never mentioned again.
5. Sitting in traffic.
Unless you're exposed to Jimmy Buffett while sitting in traffic...
6. Hang out in a nursing home.
Some of the more testy elders race their wheelchairs down the halls.
7. Working on Black Friday.
In all reality, working in a grocery store on Black Friday isn't that bad. There's just a lot of questions about any sales customers think we should be having.
There is so much I would rather do than listen to Jimmy Buffett's off-key signing. If you like Jimmy Buffett that's fine, his fans seem to be having a great time, but please just don't ever make me listen to him (sorry, dad). He's not for me.