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Every June I impatiently await the arrival of the new season of "Orange is the New Black." Being a Netflix show, it only releases new seasons in the summer, so I have to wait a whole year until I can find out what is going to happen next. From the show's very first episode to its last of every season, I find myself constantly sitting on edge because I am either really pissed off at what just happened, or crying because I found out about one of the character's pasts. This season was full of tears because so many intense situations occurred and there was no better way to express myself. These are the thoughts that occurred while watching Orange is the New Black, Season 3:

1. Aw it's Mother's Day.

2. That's so cute, but like also really sad..

3. What if someone's mom doesn't come!

4.Why does Daya's mom think this is her baby.

5. Chill, dude.

6. OMG, Red is going to find out about the store.

7. She is going to kill Piper!

8. Piper's parents suck.

9. That mother is doing drugs while holding her baby.

10. After she used her baby to get hte drugs.. WTF!

11. So much is happening.

12. Ew bed bugs are gross, that really sucks.

13. I really don't want Nikki and Boo to get caught with these drugs cause something bad will happen.

14. I don't want anything bad to happen to them!!

15. The light is a smart place to hide drugs in prison though- I wouldn't think of that.

17. WTF Leanne and Angie.

18. Leanne's teeth gross me out so much.

19. Shit this is bad.

20. WTF YOU'RE BLAMING NIKKY.

21. Omg Nikky to Max.. NO!!!

22. She was one of my favorites.

23. Boo looks strange when she's wearing makeup and has her hair done.

24. Aw I kinda feel bad for Boo's past.

25. Flaka is dumb.

26. No scratch that, the people she sells fake drugs too are dumb.

27. They're both really dumb.

28. These men visiting Lorna are probably really creepy.

29. YAY Red is the chef, aw I'm happy for her.

30. Chang is a weird mofo.

31. DAMN, never mess with Chang.

32. Aw this epiosde is about Norma, she's so cute.

33. So that's why she doesn't talk..

34. OMG Norma!!!

35. You go girl.. I guess.

36. Piper's new business idea is weird AF.

37. Why would anyone want to buy a women's used underwear.

38. Can she stop saying panties every second.

39. Crazy Eyes has a weird mind.

40. I wonder what her erotic story is actually about..

41. This Lolly girl keeps staring at Alex.

42. Does she love her.

43. LOL, they all want to keep Kosher.

44. If I was in prison and the Kosher food was better, I would eat it.

45. There's even a Rabbi.

46. I've started to kind of like Pensatucky.

47. Gloria better not hurt my girl Sofia.

48. This new guard is such an ass hole!

49. Caputo is a very interesting name.

50. Interesting name for an interesting man.

51. I have a girl crush on Ruby Rose.

52. She's sexy.

53. OMG i can't believe Stella did that to Piper..

54. What a bitch!!

55. The fence is open!

56. Ok this is a beautiful moment.

57. I'm bawling my eyes out.

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

Keep attending class

Have a backup plan

Remember that everything works out at the end

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