In my sixth semester on Wake Forest’s relatively small campus, I’ve observed nuances about the school. Funny little things that make Wake, Wake.
For example, the cleaning staff always leave the sinks on while they clean the bathrooms. Maybe I’m missing something, but I don’t know why they do this.
The Chapel plays melodies that can be difficult to spot. But when you finally catch them, you're pumped.
One of the steps leading down passed Salem Hall toward Winston is much narrower than the others. Easy to trip over!
Similarly, Carswell and Tribble both house swinging doors with one side much narrower than the other.
Of all these subtleties, one of the most interesting little things about Wake's campus is the plethora of awkward, and sometimes revolting pooping locations.
With that in mind, I’ve ranked the top 5 worst pooping spots at Wake.
5. ZSR 6th Floor By Green Chairs
That person in the green chair by the bathroom sees you go in. Maybe she's a pretty girl. That's embarrassing. She'll know you were pooping if you're in there too long.
4. Subway
Same idea. Everyone eating and in line sees when someone goes to the bathroom at Subway. And during busy hours, those in line know you're pooping if you've been in there more than 5 minutes.
3. Library Bathrooms By Main Stair Case
The main stairs to the right of the elevator lead you all the way up to the 8th floor. On every other level lies a single, unisex bathroom. These bathrooms are likely some of the oldest on campus, and they offer zero privacy. People are constantly walking up and down those stairs all day, and I would not be surprised if someone could hear your farts as they walked by.
2. Benson Atrium
Might be the most popular pooping location on campus. Easy, several stalls, relatively close to most classrooms. Because of this, it always smells like poop, and you'll have trouble finding an unused or clean stall.
1. Any Freshmen Dorm on Sunday Morning
Freshmen hangovers are like no other. Take that fact and mix it with no cleaning service on weekends, and what you get is a disgusting swamp of digested cookout and busch light.