Ah, summer. Days spent on the beach, late nights roasting s’mores, the smell of sunblock. Honestly, what’s there not to love about the summer? All of the kids are out of school, and it’s a nice time to spend with your family! Surely summer can’t be bad in any way, right?

1. IT'S TOO HOT!

This may just be because I live in Florida, which I think is a fairly good reason to hate this weather, but I hate sweating my butt off just because I stepped outside to grab the mail. It’s much too hot, and I can’t stand the feeling of sweltering temperatures.

2. THE BUGS

I feel as though there’s no reason to expand on this. Bees are everywhere, and mosquitoes basically live on your skin, even with bug spray. I can’t walk outside without seeing wasps preparing to sting me. I’m a nice person, I don’t deserve this.

3. TOURISTS

I guess this is another Florida problem, but summer is the worst time of year to go to Orlando, and I’d be better off going in January when it’s 50 degrees out (which is such crap, I am in Florida, why does it reach 50?) The tourists suck, but god forbid I want to go to Universal in any month of the summer that isn’t August, the hottest month.

4. SUNBURN

You know how you literally just put sunblock on 5 minutes ago? The sunblock with the highest SPF? Too bad. The sun doesn’t care! Relish in your new bright red skin! At least aloe feels nice.

5. AC COSTS

Its 56789043456789908765355467898 degrees out today, and guess what! Your AC is BROKEN! Do you crave death? Probably, because it’s too hot in your house. God forbid you actually try to repair your AC! You’ll literally give away your child’s college fund!