We have all walked into those different fraternity parties, scoping the premises for some good prospects. However, regardless of which fraternity party you attend, there are always four types of guys you encounter.   

Pretentious Jerk. This is the guy you absolutely cannot stand, but at the same time you cannot help but be attracted to him. You will be standing there with your friends and spot him pompously gliding through the crowds, saying hi to almost every girl and, of course, he makes direct eye contact with you. When he comes over and introduces himself, he will make sure to give you that kiss on the cheek and as much as you will refuse to admit it, you are instantly hooked. Once he gives you the typical compliment of, “you look good tonight,” the conversation will stumble into a series of unfortunate events of how amazing his life is and how you will never understand. He will be sure to insert what he deems as higher-level vocabulary into everyday conversation, to give his speech the finesse his alter ego has always craved.     

High School Friend. 

You two met awkwardly in Spanish class, struggling to copy each other’s homework in hopes of better grades. If you ever saw him in the hallways at school you would always say hi to each other, but nothing more than that ever came to fruition. Now that those days of Spanish class are over, you are both in college and only see each other, occasionally, at parties. When he does see you, he is always overly enthusiastic, following you around the party while you and your friends try to lose him. It is always nice catching up on high school memories, but this high school friend insists that you still live in them.          

Meathead. 

You always see this muscular hunk at the gym, day in and day out, working out that iron. Although it is normal, and expected, for every guy to hit the weights, Meathead will be there for hours on end -- didn’t your friend see him at the gym two hours before you came? You and your friends have stalked him on Instagram, oogling his shirtless selfies in the mirror at the gym. Finally, at a party, he is there, and you have mustered up enough courage to talk to him. Soon after the pleasantries are exchanged, you will notice that you are the one doing the heavy lifting of the conversation. It seems that his area of expertise lies in discussing sports and how much he lifted earlier that day. Even his mannerisms portray that he is intrigued more by his biceps than the new revealing crop top you decided to show off that night.     

Nice Guy. 

Finally, we have the Nice Guy of the party. He is the cutie who always says hi to everyone and is always the friendliest of all the guys. You have never heard of him wronging anyone, and he seems to be the perfect boyfriend material ever girl has been looking for. This guy is always prompt in texting you back, and is interested in getting to know you better. He never oversteps boundaries with you and is always respectful of what you want. Unfortunately, nice guys do always finish last because even with this guy’s genuine charm and intentions, Pretentious Jerk always seems more enticing.