*written after a few miles on the treadmill.*

1. Alright, it's going to be a great workout today.

2. Starting off fast and strong.

3. Okay, wait. Too fast.

4. Next song, next song, next song...

5. YES, I AM PHENOMENAL.

6. Thanks, Eminem.

7.Too much sweat. Note to self: bring a towel next time.

8. Girl that is working out with her long hair not in a ponytail: I see you. I don't like you.

9. I can do one more mile, right?

10. OMG, WHO DECIDED TO DO ONE MORE MILE?!

11. No. No. No. No. No.

12. Waaaaaatterrrrrrr.

13. Yes, guy, I'm sweating. No, I don't have a towel. Get over it.

14. I feel on the top of the world on this step machine.

15. Who invented step machines, anyway?

16. Someone woke up and said, Let's invent something that imitates hell. That's what happened.

17. Am I done yet?

18.Oh my, who is that tomato looking at me in the mirror?

19. God bless my boyfriend for still liking me if he ever sees me like this.

20. Liftin' some weights. Gonna get toned.

21. Ooh, she could definitely beat me in a fight.

22. Shit, she could beat a bear in a fight (nah, probably not).

23. Aaaand now there's sweat all over the seat.

24. Ugh, I'm Jell-O.

25. Am I done yet?

26. I better get hella muscle for this.

27. *does 10 crunches* Six pack forming, for sure.

28. Ugh. Fine, I'll do more.

29. Maybe I'll just lay here for a little bit.

30. TACO TUESDAY.

31. Alright, that's enough for the day.

32. See you tomorrow (maybe).