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36 Questions For The University Of Wisconsin-Milwaukee

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Karina Laufenberg

Jan 15, 2017

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Since coming to the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, I have learned a lot and met a lot of really cool people. But, I do still find myself with multiple questions about our school. So, Panthers, I have 36 questions for you, let's get started.

1. How do you say Chancellor Mone’s last name?

2. How is the Grind coffee burnt… everyday?

3. Did the architects of Sandburg purposely design it so it created a wind tunnel?

4. Wait… was all of campus designed to be a wind tunnel?

5. Why does Palms charge $9 for a burger?

6. Why is Palms so good?

7. Does anyone else feel really sad walking into housing?

8. Has anyone ever been in the basement of the North West Quad and not felt creeped out?

9. On average, how many times does an ambulance go to Sandburg on a Friday or Saturday night?

10. Are the robbers from the UWM safe alerts ever caught?

11. Where did the UWM turkey come from?

12. Why don’t we attend basketball games?

13. How come we never hear about our club football team?

14. Is our club football team good?

15. Is it weird or cool that there’s a bar in the basement of the Union?

16. Does anyone else get jealous of the elementary schoolers when they go on recess?

17. Why is there an elementary school in the middle of our campus?

18. Why is parking so limited?

19. Why are the buildings so hot when it's hot out, and so cold when it's cold out?

20. Who makes those cool promotional videos and how are they so cool?

21. Why is our school spirit so low?

22. Why can’t we have a bookstore?

23. What’s in Sabin hall?

24. Where is Sabin hall?

25. Has anyone ever actually gotten fined for running through the fountain?

26. Do the campus police hold contests for who gives out the most parking tickets?

27. What are Cambridge, Riverview and Kenilworth like?

28. Who wears the Pounce costume?

29. How early do you have to show up to actually get tickets to the Welcome Week Brewers game?

30. How is it that UWM is a top research institute and still no one knows about how awesome our school is?

31. Did you know there is a class about Vampires?

32. Why can't I wear a tank top to the K?

33. Is it true that if you get hit by a campus car on campus you get tuition money?

34. Do our votes for a Pantherfest performer actually make a difference?

35. Do people from Milwaukee Missed Connections ever meet their missed connection?

36. What happened to Yik Yak?

If anyone has any answers, please enlighten me.

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36 Questions For The University Of Wisconsin-Milwaukee

Why can't I wear a tank top to the K?

1. How do you say Chancellor Mone’s last name?

2. How is the Grind coffee burnt… everyday?

3. Did the architects of Sandburg purposely design it so it created a wind tunnel?

4. Wait… was all of campus designed to be a wind tunnel?

5. Why does Palms charge $9 for a burger?

6. Why is Palms so good?

7. Does anyone else feel really sad walking into housing?

8. Has anyone ever been in the basement of the North West Quad and not felt creeped out?

9. On average, how many times does an ambulance go to Sandburg on a Friday or Saturday night?

10. Are the robbers from the UWM safe alerts ever caught?

11. Where did the UWM turkey come from?

12. Why don’t we attend basketball games?

13. How come we never hear about our club football team?

14. Is our club football team good?

15. Is it weird or cool that there’s a bar in the basement of the Union?

16. Does anyone else get jealous of the elementary schoolers when they go on recess?

17. Why is there an elementary school in the middle of our campus?

18. Why is parking so limited?

19. Why are the buildings so hot when it's hot out, and so cold when it's cold out?

20. Who makes those cool promotional videos and how are they so cool?

21. Why is our school spirit so low?

22. Why can’t we have a bookstore?

23. What’s in Sabin hall?

24. Where is Sabin hall?

25. Has anyone ever actually gotten fined for running through the fountain?

26. Do the campus police hold contests for who gives out the most parking tickets?

27. What are Cambridge, Riverview and Kenilworth like?

28. Who wears the Pounce costume?

29. How early do you have to show up to actually get tickets to the Welcome Week Brewers game?

30. How is it that UWM is a top research institute and still no one knows about how awesome our school is?

31. Did you know there is a class about Vampires?

32. Why can't I wear a tank top to the K?

33. Is it true that if you get hit by a campus car on campus you get tuition money?

34. Do our votes for a Pantherfest performer actually make a difference?

35. Do people from Milwaukee Missed Connections ever meet their missed connection?

36. What happened to Yik Yak?

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

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