"Step Brothers" is arguably one of the greatest comedy movies to be created. It has a stacked cast including Will Ferrell who reaches comedic perfection in his role of Brennan Huff. The script was also so skillfully crafted that every one-liner and hilarious situations will keep you quoting the movie for years to come.
"Step Brothers" has become my go-to movie no matter what mood I'm in. If I'm sad, I'll watch "Step Brothers." If I'm happy, I'll watch "Step Brothers." It will make your day in a matter of 98 minutes. In honor of the lasting impact "Step Brothers" has had on me, here are some of the most quotable one-liners:
“Why are you so sweaty?” — Dale
“I was watching 'Cops'.” — Brennan
“Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go!” — Derek
“I’m f*cking miserable. I had to get up at 10 o’clock this morning.” — Dale
“You know what gets my d*ck hard? Helping out my friends.” — Derek
“I still hate you, but you have a pretty good collection of nudie magazines.” — Brennan
“You don’t even look good when you’re singing.” — Derek
“One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.” — Dale
"This house is a f*cking prison! — Brennan
"On Planet Bullshit" — Dale
"In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D*cks! — Brennan
"You and your mom are hillbillies. This is a house of learned doctors." — Dale
"Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta f*ck one, marry one, kill one. Go!" — Dale
"Robert better not get in my face...'cause I'll drop that mofo!" — Brennan
"You have the choice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus." — Dale
"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this sh*t on me? — Brennan
"I've traveled five hundred miles to give my seed." — Brennan
"I tea-bagged your drum set!" — Brennan
"This wedding is horse sh*t" — Brennan
"Stay golden, Ponyboy." — Alice
"Brennan has a man-gina!" — Derek
"Pow!" — Randy
"Hey Derek, sprechen sie d*ck?" — Brennan
"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home." — Brennan
"Hey Derek, you know whats good for shoulder pain?" — Brennan
"What?" — Derek
"If you lick my butt hole" — Brennan
"'Bobby you are 17, it's time to throw childish things aside' and I said 'OK Pop', but he didn't really say that he said 'Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job.'" — Dr. Robert Doback
"I remember my first beer" — Brennan
"I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins" — Brennan
"You don't know anyone named Johnny Hopkins." — Nancy Huff
"It was Johnny Hopkins, and Sloan Kettering, and they were blazing that shit up everyday." — Brennan
"Boats and hoes!" — Dale
"Did we just become best friends?" — Brennan
"Yep!" — Dale
"Do you wanna do karate in the garage?" — Brennan
"Yep!" — Dale
"There's so much room for activities!" — Dale
"I think I can help with the Pan/Pam situation." — Dale
"That's so funny the first time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur." — Dale
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