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26 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Fifth Star Wars Episode

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Katherine Craig

Dec 28, 2015

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26 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Fifth Star Wars Episode

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1. Why are the animations so bad?

Okay...granted it was made in the 1980s so these are actually quite impressive, but compared to modern graphics, these are nothing to sneeze at.

2. Was that a Yeti?

Apparently it was a Wampa, which is a carnivorous creature who hangs it's prey from the feet...maybe it's related to a Wookie? IDK MAN.

3. Is that REALLY Harrison Ford? He’s so young

Once again, yes, yes he is.

4. Should force have a capital “F”?

Wookiepedia to the rescue again, yes it should.

5. The robot should go “more oil” like the Tin Man

Does he even need oil? I feel like he would.

6. Where do the letters “C3PO” come from?

I Googled it and found something on Wookieepedia, but I think it had spoilers from the first three movies so I stopped reading.

7. IS OBI WAN DEAD OR NOT?

Questions from the fourth episode still going unanswered.

8. John Williams is a genius

My flute teacher used to tell me about how he wrote things in specific keys depending on underlying issues and much, much more. Just look it up, it's fascinating.

9. Han Solo sure is full of himself

10. Does anyone actually understand Chewie?

TURNS OUT THERE'S A WOOKIE TRANSLATOR!!!!

11. Why doesn’t Darth Vader’s mouth move?

12. WHAT IS WRONG WITH DARTH VADERS HEAD?!

Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew.

13. Yoda Yoga should be a thing

14. Who is that scary looking guy? Is that the Emperor?

15. If you hear a loud noise and think something’s attacking the ship, are would you go outside and check it out?

16. I KNEW THEY WERE IN A STOMACH I KNEW IT

Which once again is ew ew ew.

17. How do they remember/come up with all these names? Lando, Bespin, Dagobah?

18. Yoda could use braces

19. So wait, Han is still alive? He didn’t get hurt…right?

20. Luke, if they scream at you that it’s a trap, IT’S A TRAP

21. Lightsabers are just so fascinating.

I'm assuming this GIF is a joke because I sure don't remember that part...

22. Wow, Luke just totally got his hand sliced off

23. Okay, wow so I’m wishing I hadn’t know that Darth was Luke’s father because that was very anti-climatic

24. Chewie has major anger issues

25. How does Darth keep his helmet so shiny?

Because I would like to buy whatever it is.

26. Luke’s trench is totally in right now

Spring/Summer 2017 coming in hot.

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