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24 Thoughts We All Have In Class

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24 Thoughts We All Have In Class
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Whether you're in high school or college, and no matter what type of school you attend, we all can relate to having to spend hours upon hours of our lives in a classroom learning about something we don't really care about, and around people we probably don't know or even like. And during those hours in class, we all know how easy it is for our minds to wonder about everything but the material being taught. So here are some thoughts that probably have passed through your head while trying not to fall asleep in class.


1. OK, so since I failed my last test, I have to start paying attention in class so I can get at least a "B" on the next test.

2. Wow, someone actually had the audacity to sit in my unassigned seat. OK, let me sit right behind them and give dirty looks to the back of their head all class long.

3. Lord, please bless me with the strength to stay awake in this 9 am, two-hour long lecture.

4. Oh no, the teacher just dimmed the lights, and I can already feel my eyelids gluing shut.

5. Why is my stomach growling so loud? I hope no one heard that.

6. Did someone just fart? The people around me better not think it was me.

7. Okay, thirty minutes have passed, only three more sets of thirty to go.

8. Does this teacher think we read at the speed of light? Chill with the PowerPoint clicking, I haven't even written the first sentence yet.

9. Why isn't there anyone cute in this class?

10. I just love how this teacher has the amazing talent of making me want to punch them in the face every day.

11. Oh yeah, sure you can "borrow my pencil". Oh, no "thank you"? Ungrateful.

12. Participation points? Congrats teacher, you just made me hate this class even more.

13. How did I get a B+ on this test without even studying? Oh yeah, I forgot that I'm actually a genius.

14. Should I get Chipotle or Chick-Fil-A after this?

15. Didn't we just have a test last week?

16. Nothing we learn in this class makes sense.

17. Oh, the teacher offers extra credit? Great, now I have a safety net.

18. So you want us to come to every class, do five hours of homework, write a fifteen-page paper and do a group project? Umm, do I look like Superman?

19. Ok, I'm going to walk in ten minutes late to class, just get in, sit down and don't make eye contact. Just don't be awkward.

20. I'm a pro at multitasking. I can definitely take notes, work on a paper for another class, and text at the same time.

21. I don't need to take notes on this, I'll remember it.

22. Since when were we informed that the test is tomorrow?

23. Do you think anyone will notice if I eat my whole lunch right now?

24. I need to memorize all ten equations? Yep, I'm failing.

25. Whoa, I actually passed this class. Maybe school isn't that bad..... maybe.

Any of these sound familiar? Yeah, I thought so.

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