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22 Thoughts Before Starting a Paper

The lead-up to beginning any piece of homework

Jill Slezek
Sep 15, 2015
Union College - New York
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22 Thoughts Before Starting a Paper

1. I really need to start this paper. I'm just gonna crank it out.

2. First I'll get a snack.

3. Ice cream sounds good.

4. I can definitely work from my bed!

5. ...with Netflix on...

6. Okay. I'll just finish this episode of Grey's Anatomy, then I'll start the paper.

7. Wait...Cristina is with an intern now? Okay, one more episode

8. I ate half this pint of ice cream...

9. It wasn't full when I started, was it?

10. No. No way. Someone else definitely had a few bites.

11. I should do some crunches. That'll work off the ice cream.

12. Do I have abs yet?

13. Nope. Definitely no abs

14. Why don't I have abs?

15. *opens instagram* well she has abs

16. I'll start doing crunches every day. Have such a good body. and do all my work and be so good in school.

17. Wait.. the paper. I said I'd start 2 hours ago.

18. Well it's not even technically due tomorrow morning.

19. And I work better under pressure anyways.

20. Like SO well under pressure.

21. So I can just do it tomorrow.

22. One more episode of Grey's

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