We all have those moments. You know, when you just need to scream a curse word out for the world to know how frustrated, surprised, hurt, or scared you are, but you're in the presence of children or your Grandmother. Normally you'd just drop an F-Bomb or call the guy that cut you off something unpleasant, but you can't because Granny would smack you upside the head, or you wouldn't get your niece to stop saying it at Daycare and then your sister wouldn't ever let you hear the end of it.
But, you just need to scream it out!
And so, I've constructed a list of "creative" curse words for such times. You may already know a few of these, but I'm sure you're going to find a new favorite to scream aloud to the world.
1. Bull-Honkey!
2. Spit!
3. Poo!
4. Jerkwad!
5. Bat Fastard!
6. Jackhole!
7. Mother Trucker!
8. Frigglefrack!
9. Fudge Paste!
10. Fudge Nuggets!
11. Poop on a stick!
12. Bull spit!
13. Hobknocker!
14. Yuck Fou!
15. Son of a biscuit!
16. Dadgummit!
17. Barbara Streisand! (or any Celebrity's Name)
18. Jesus Harold Christ!
19. Awww Sugar!
20. Son of a Trump!
21. Snickerdoodles!
22. Phooey!