A manicure pedicure is every girl's favorite treat. Though its an easy beauty regime that we can do ourselves, getting pampered by professionals is worth it sometimes. The hour that you spend in the salon makes all girls think the same things.
1. Hmmmm what color to get. I'm only picking a color that has a good name. Definitely not "chubby cheeks" or "my silicone popped"
2. Why does this massage chair only have the rough mode?
3. (Takes old polish off) Wow I feel naked.
4. This water is boiling hot.
5. (Rolls pants up) Oops, haven't shaved in a while; this is embarrassing.
6. Going to have to tip this lady on the $3 side, my feet look like the hobbit.
7. OK I know this lady is talking about me. It may be in another language but I know she's talking smack.
8. (Starts scrubbing feet with exfoliator bar) I'm so ticklish. Using every ounce of energy to hold back giggles.
9. How can people ever get two different colors on their hands and feet?
10. I know these claws need to be trimmed down but this nail file is nails on a chalkboard.
11. Oh no … the cuticle pusher.
12. OW. The cuticles are pushed back enough!
13. What even is a cuticle?
14. Woah, I really like this color. Hopefully I don't smudge or chip this.
15. Am I too old to get a little flower design on my index finger?
16. Look I got a text! (texts back using one finger)
17. So long for not chipping.
18. Why can't I give myself one of these? It's really not that hard yet every time I do it my hands are covered in polish.
19. $35? Seriously there should be a college student discount.
20. Whatever. Treat yo self.