I actually used to love Taylor Swift, back when her career was first starting.

My ten-year-old self fell in love with "Love Story" and "You Belong With Me." However, it seems as though she hasn't grown in her career at all, and I now find her to be extremely annoying.

Her music is extremely immature and childish. Keep in mind that she and Adele are nearly the same age, but one of them is a mother while the other is mentally stuck in eighth grade. I'll let you guys be the judge. Between making fun of her ex on stage and mocking his accent, being unable to forgive and move on, and never growing as an artist, I don't see why so many young girls find Taylor Swift music so appealing.

You'll never see me jamming out to her songs at a concert, that's for sure! Without further adieu, here are 20 things I'd rather do than go to a Taylor Swift concert:

1. Shower in cold water only for the rest of my life.

2. Have my car break down in the middle of 290.

3. Never be able to watch "The Office" again.

4. Become a permanent member of the Teletubbies.

5. Get my big toe stuck in The Noo Noo.

6. Go back to being a science major

I quit nursing for a reason, y'all.

7. Live off of ramen noodles for every meal

I may be a college kid, but I hate ramen!

8. Never be allowed to watch Vines again.

I'm a millenial. Vine and red wine, y'all. Vine and red wine.

9. Have my shampoo and conditioner replaced with Nair.

For the guys reading this thinking I have no idea what Nair is, it's a hair-removal cream. "Nuf said.

10. Be forced to share half of my food with a clone.

Oh honey, not my fata**.

11. Have 8 a.m. classes every day for a year.

Not just a semester. A year. There goes the sanity I didn't even have to begin with.

12. Marry into a family that runs 5K's during the holidays.

Can I just stay on the sidelines and be a cheerleader?

13. Attend a bible study led by Joel Osteen.

At least a bible study would last an hour at most, unlike a Taylor concert that would drag on and on and on for hours.

14. Walk on a bed of Legos.

15. Stand outside in Colorado wearing a Cardi B outfit.

Yeah, well, this one does.

16. Be forced to only shop at Aeropostale for the rest of my life.

17. Pay rent to live in a box.

18. Owe The Odyssey five articles per day.

As much as I lovewriting, my brain can only muster so much creativity at once.

19. Room with someone who snores.

I'm too much of a light sleeper for this!!!

20. Live with Megan Parker.

Such big evil, and such a little girl!

Need I say more?